Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!

by Mark May 15, 2003

Shithook

A person who seems to have a knack or a habit of hanging around with or attracting undesireable people.

A shithook is used for hooking shit.
Example: It is no telling who may show up at the party if you invite shithook

by Janie sutton December 31, 2006

shitspoon face

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

by Johnny April 22, 2004

shitpoo

the most comfortable poo you ever had, a term of endearment

Goddamn, I love you shitpoo.

by Puko April 19, 2008

shithorn

An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.

John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!

by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007

shithooks

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

by Shithooks February 24, 2004

Ah-Shitshoo

A response usually said to an unfortunate or fucked up incident. Originating from the work shit and a breed of stupid, ugly little dog.

Ah-Shitshoo, I left my money at home

by SarahK April 6, 2005