shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

Shitistis

You just doesn't care. The state in mind where you just won't be bothered

Today, I'm feeling so shitistis

by Saiiiikkk November 21, 2019

Shit list

A list of people you are going to take a shit on

Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list

by Fishtitties August 24, 2020

shitluster

1. (adjective) worthy of being shat on

2. (noun) trash

PERSON 1: do you like "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti?

PERSON 2: nah that album was shitluster

by cyka_Blyat2169 March 30, 2021

shitluster

1. (adjective) worthy of being shat on

2 (noun) trash

PERSON 1: do you like "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti?

PERSON 2: nah that album was shitluster

by cyka_Blyat2169 March 30, 2021

shitluster

1. (adjective) worthy of being shat on

2. (noun) trash

PERSON 1: do you like "Whole Lotte Red" by Playboi Carti?

PERSON 2: nah, that album was shitluster

by cyka_Blyat2169 March 30, 2021