shieeeeeeet

When shit goes down in one or more exciting way.

Shieeeeeeet that girl has one fine booty

by Oreo Dorito August 10, 2016

Pink Shite

The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.

"Man, I saw you're sister the other day and did a pink shite. She's a fucking pig".

by Sean Boyle February 20, 2009

Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.

"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.

by Davie B August 1, 2006

shite pipe

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".

"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitehawk

A useless, going nowhere, idiot that talks crap. see also wordGobshite/word

Feck off you Shitehawk!

by - January 30, 2003

shitebag

sottish slang ,someone who has no bottle, they are scared easily

hey you ya shitebag am gonnae boot yer baws

by wido June 1, 2004