Shitdick

Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.

sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!

by poppopcorn December 09, 2013

Shitdick

Adjective. Used to describe anything imaginable or possible when one is under the emotional state of being irritable or agitated.

Can also be used to describe a person or another living being or creature. Also when one is agitated or irritable, or the person in question has wronged the individual using said word.

John stubbed his toe and yelled “shitdick”

The guy who scratched my car is a shitdick

Also when you finish anal you now possess a “shitdick”

by Shadowpossum February 18, 2022

Shitdick

Having fecal matter on your weiner

Yo did you hear about Pheytyn and Kate? He stuck it in her bum and got Shitdick

by PheyPhey December 15, 2017

Shitdick

1.Shit and dick combined

1.aki got a shitdick.

by Lil' Purple Guy October 22, 2015

Big Shitdick

It's a very big shit but with dicks in it. The reason for dicks in it is because of cannibals and the diet of only dicks.

Dude last night everyone had a big shitdick.

by Shippy Thicc December 14, 2018

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 07, 2017