Army Shitbag

A Soldier, typically a Non-Comissioned Officer, who possesses no integrity whatsoever.

A good example of an Army Shitbag would be SSG Hawley of the Delaware National Guard. SSG Hawley lies, steals and has no value whatsoever.

by Garvey1928 March 9, 2012

Shitboy

A branch off the term "Fuckboy", referring to a guy that looks and acts like complete shit but thinks he is fly as hell.

Did you see John talking shit about her yesterday? What a shitboy.

by ssueims917 May 27, 2015

shitbombed

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.

She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.

by FabsDC December 24, 2004

Shitbag

Shitbag/ unreliable shifty unhelpful sly thinks of him her self only

Hey charles hows that shitbag todd couldnt stay back and help us for 10 minute's «what a shitbag «

by Massapeal July 25, 2018

ShitBag

a term used for an indiviual, who is lacking any common sense or basic skill to perform even the easiest and simplest tasks. OR someone who cuts corners and often looks for the easiest way out. this indiviual is not trust worthy or dependable for anything even of the littlest importance. someone with no backbone and no balls. A term used mostly in the military.

Dont trust him with anything he is a shitbag.


I heard Pvt Shmuckatelli fucked up again, what a shitbag.

Have u seen the new kid who is tryin out for the football team, no way will he make it, he is a shitbag.

by PfC chefitz as per GySgt Ali February 19, 2009

ShitBox 360

The XBOX 360 Arcade. Why would someone in their right minds buy this piece of shit over the normal 360?
Is NOT compatible with basic XBOX games. So you can't play Halo or Halo 2 unless you have a computer.

Halo Master-"omg for christmas i got an XBOX 360!!!"
Loser Kid-"Aw, man all i got was the ShitBox 360..."

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 19, 2008

shitbox

Any vehicle,(even a brand new one) that you are forced to use for commuting while something much more entertaining sits in the garage waiting for the weekend.

I wish I was driving my GTO instead of this SHITBOX.

by tractorfix December 6, 2003