shitarines

When you smash something to pieces on a colossal scale.

I fell off a longboard and scraped my ankle to shitarines!

by Shitarines November 2, 2015

Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

Shitron

Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.

The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.

by Esq.imo September 8, 2010

Shitastrophe

When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.

Don't go into that stall...it's a shitastrophe.

by stormin4 May 17, 2011

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008

shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert

When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.

by maskerbator October 4, 2011