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Shit the bed

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience
" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"
by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009
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When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.
You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...
by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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Shit the bed

When someone fucks up
When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"
by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017
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When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms
"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT
by flanetix May 27, 2018
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After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018
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When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021
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