Swirly

Flushing someone’s head in a toilet. This prank is done by the jocks to humiliate nerds. It is very stressful and uncomfortable being the receiver of this prank.

I always get swirlies because the jocks of the soccer team want to punish me for being a nerd. During the whole day after a swirly my hair is wet and when the toilet had poop in it, i smell shit. But I am getting used to it because anyways I still have a lot of years before graduating.

by Plsnotanotherswirly March 28, 2020

Swirly Drink

A frozen alcoholic concoction. The name refers to the fact that a frozen drink machine "swirls" the mixture in order to keep it from freezing inside of the apparatus. The name can also refer to the "swirling" pattern one might see in a frozen drink. Known for their aesthetic qualities and ability to cause extreme inebriation. Swirly Drinks are a favorite during Mexican restaurant happy hour and establishments that cater to guido d-bags i. e. Wet Willies

1.)

Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!

(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)

Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!

2.)

Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).

John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!

by jrm912 February 23, 2013

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Code Shirley

When one's alcoholic beverage is running low and they shake their bottle or glass in order to solicit their spouse or partner to bring them another beverage, this person is deemed to have a "Code Shirley." The phrase was coined by an amazing band from Stillwater, OK.

Marsha, Chad has a Code Shirley; go get him another beer.

by BeanBoi June 23, 2019

The Shirley Temple Effect

The Shirley Temple Effect occurs when one person at the table orders a Shirley Temple and everyone else orders one/changes their drink order to a Shirley Temple as well.

Person 1: “I’ll have a Coke”
Waiter to Person 2: “and for you?”

Person 2: I’ll have a Shirley Temple

Person 3: ooo I’ll also have a Shirley Temple
Person 1: Can I actually change my Coke to a Shirley Temple?

Waiter: Ah yes, the Shirley Temple Effect

by Mirabeats January 18, 2023

Big Shirley

Character from the 1970s sitcom “What’s Happening”, also used as a derogatory term to describe an overweight women

I matched with a Big Shirley on Tinder last night

by anonymous1212345 October 4, 2021

shirley manson

Hottest woman in the world. Best singing voice, too. Singer in bands such as Garbage and Angelfish.

Damn, I'd really like to fuck Shirley Manson.

by Suvy March 27, 2004