wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010

SHIELA

Often misspelled as Sheila. A name for a girl who is very pretty and have a good sense of humor. Smart and wise in life. Not very nice at times but is approachable and very friendly. Beautiful and wonderful. Your life would be perfect if you have her as your wife.

Look at that girl, she is so shiela.

by uduser March 6, 2012

Shield bug

A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.

As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.

Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”

Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.

by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011

Cut Shapes

Def: Meaning to dance.

"Let's cut shapes on the D-Floor tonight"

by JFizz July 17, 2007

shie

A shirt and tie. Typically the type office workers, high school students and salesmen are confined in during the working hours.

Office Worker A: I'm really working for the weekend here.
Office Worker B: Same, I can't wait to be free of this shie.

by PsychoticApe October 3, 2009

Shided and farded and camed

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

by FARD TIME June 17, 2018

Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.

The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012