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sheriff callie

"I took a wench hole with me last night,didn't realize she was a sheriff Callie "
by Knox April 5, 2017
mugGet the sheriff calliemug.

sheriff wally

The jew with a huge nose, breathing all our air, trying to tell everyone what to do; all the while being a FUCKING IDIOT.

Can be seen watching CNN and playing with coloring books.
Here we go, "Sheriff Wally" is calling me again. I wonder what he wants now.
by the_always_unknown August 16, 2011
mugGet the sheriff wallymug.

Shitbox Sheriff

Check out the Shitbox Sheriff thinking he's all that with his fake aftershave.
by gary google May 29, 2011
mugGet the Shitbox Sheriffmug.

sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.
While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).
by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015
mugGet the sheriffs patchmug.

Saucy Sheriff

When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.
When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff
by TheSaucySheriffOfficial April 22, 2023
mugGet the Saucy Sheriffmug.

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.
Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!
by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009
mugGet the sheriff's badgemug.

shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.
I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.
by scorpiox December 17, 2014
mugGet the shit sheriffmug.

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