Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

by noah123321 December 4, 2011

shelfood

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.

A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"

by hansome hyena July 5, 2012

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

Shen Qingqiu

Shen Qingqiu (沈清秋 Shěn Qīngqiū) is the protagonist of The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Shen Qingqiu is an extremely elegant man with scholarly air. He can come across as being somewhat distant and cold, but he would slip out from the distant immortal persona into a warmer, caring man toward his disciples.

His plan to save himself backfired, how? Oh no he spoiled one of his disciples so much that he fell in love with him

Shen Qingqiu being Shen Qingqiu
extreme panic and crying inside, true comedy king

by Mxtx's Devoted Follower September 27, 2021

shelf-bear

when four big hairy men are stacked on top of each other during intercourse.

I met your friends and we did a shelf-bear together.

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 27, 2022

bnook-shelf

If one were to be in there "garage" they would have either a)bnook-shelf b) lambogni c) SlidR d) profit

Here in my garage in the hollywood hills with my lambogni. Theres one thing i like more than money,. Knowledge! So i installed this bnook-shelf into my garage.

by Sub to SlidR October 17, 2021

sheffield

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006