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Skeletons

Spooky scary Skeletons send shivers down your spin; shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.
by bluuskkye77 September 26, 2018
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Trophy skeleton

A statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. Like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. She will never be his trophy wife, however. That's not how she rolls.
-Hey, is Doug's divorce final yet?

-Yeah, and he's bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. She's gotta be a foot taller than he is.
by Shelley McIntyre December 31, 2007
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Sheltonize

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.
The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.
by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009
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skeleton in the closet

past experiences or actions in one's past that one is not proud of.
employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.

applicant: why?

employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.

applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.

employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2013
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skeleton

1. The internal structure of a living being so as designed to offer support to inner and/or outer tissues and organs.

2. A secret, typically associated with something being evil or not socially acceptable. Most often used in the phrase "A skeleton in the closet".
1. The human skeleton contains 206 bones.

2. I confessed to killing someone a long time ago and was happy to have that skeleton off my chest.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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Skeleton Clique

The fans of the American band Twenty One Pilots. When you join there is no going back. There is a lot of drama but they can be supportive.
Sophia: I love the skeleton clique they are so nice!

Kayla: I know! But did you hear about what happened to Connor who is in the skeleton clique!
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shelton

hot!!!!
he is soooo shelton
by the opprotunity November 5, 2010
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