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shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006
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Shiturature

1- reading material read only in the bathroom that generally stays in the bathroom
2- garbage literature that you would only read if you were trapped in the bathroom with it
1- I keep my collection of "wired" magazines under my sink as shiturature
2- twilight is such shiturature.
by Rorher September 18, 2010
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Sheith

Sheith is the ship name for Keith Kogane and Takashi Shirogane from Voltron: Legendary Defender.
It is also the best ship in the entire show.
The best ship in VLD is Sheith.

Person 1: Oh my god, Shiro and Keith are so in love.
Person 2: I know right! It’s like that can’t get enough of each other.
Person 3 who no one likes: Ew that’s incest, gross, Keith called Shiro his brother!
by 1672 November 12, 2018
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shitum

A slang term used by the white population to describe a person of African descent. AKA Nigger.

Originates from East Orange, NJ
Look at the shitum's hanging out in front of the liquor store again.

They should get a job.
by Honkey-nigga July 5, 2006
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shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert
When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.
by maskerbator October 4, 2011
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sheit

Shit but with the E of Extra shit
Sheit man,dat sheit stinks
by Gssie December 10, 2003
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shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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