Shear

To ejaculate into the anus.

She torque on my shaft 'till I shear.

by RedshiftVelocities April 10, 2024

Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024

Shearing

When a lady has sex with a sheep .lesbians scissor. Woman and sheep do shearing

That’s gross did you see that lady shearing yesterday?

by Don’t look under the bed May 21, 2023

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Shearing

Scissoring between a man and woman, when a woman’s vagina and man’s asshole rub each other

Hey man did you know Carl and Ashlyn enjoy shearing

by H3llawts September 2, 2023

leona shear

big fat McDonalds whale

oh my gosh, did you see her! she's such a leona shear!

what a cow!

by dayra villot February 25, 2023

ollie shears

he is the fortnite sweat who his worse than jon at everything

ollie shears is has no friends

by obviousgamer November 22, 2021