sheep fucker

1. What Australians call New Zealanders
2. What Virginians call West Virginians
3. What Englishmen call Scots or Welshmen
4. What Northeastern Americans call the Amish
5. What Russians call Central Asians (ie. Kazakhstan, as in Borat)
6. What Argentinians call Patagonians
7. What Danes call Swedes
8. What Swedes call Danes
9. You get the idea....

With the sheep fucker populations the way they are, wouldn't it be more fitting if New South Wales were a province of New Zealand?

by dietcokehead91251 January 29, 2008

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Full Sheepdog

Living, breathing and bleeding all things law enforcement or military. Wears tactical clothing outside of work, gets tattoos related to being a protector. Never shuts off cop mode. Also seen heavily in police and military impersonators trying desperately to over compensate for the fact that they are not in the aforementioned professions.

Hey did you see Jim the other day? He had someone pulled over on the side of the road in his personal car on his day off. He's gone FULL SHEEPDOG.

by That-Polish-Guy October 8, 2019

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Shbeep • sheep • sheeple • sheepshagger • sheepfucker • sheep-dogging • sheeping • sheepdip • sheepdog • Sheephead

Water Sheep

A demon masked behind the form of a gray minecraft sheep. It is responsible for all of the tragedy in Pewdiepie's minecraft lets play, and it has deceived all of Felix's fans into complacency. Pewds is the only one who can resist his evil pull.

"Shut up water sheep! This is all your fault!"

by NoahsNoel July 8, 2019

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sheepish smile

A little smile you make when you're embarrassed, usually by awkward situations or when you do something "stupid".

You're alone with a cute stranger in an elevator and there is an awkward silence and you make a sheepish smile.

by pinkglitterunicorn March 29, 2016

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Sheep-Tax

The penalty bestowed on a person when they order a more expensive beer than they usually drink because someone else is paying. The sheep- tax is most commonly paid when a bit of the more expensive beer is spilled on the orderer.

Origin: Based on the historical practice of taking sheep, wool, etc. as a tax on livestock.

Paul: Hi John, let me buy you a beer. Whatcha drinkin'?

John: (drinking a Miller Lite) I'll have the IPA on tap.

Sheep-Taxing Bartender: (sloshing the beer on John) Oops, I seem to have spilled a bit on you.

by Mereditch October 18, 2013

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