Shawakening

That moment when you suddenly realise that you've been in the shower for much longer than you meant to be.

I thought I'd been in the shower for about ten minutes, so it was quite a shawakening when I saw that it was dark outside!

by Ceejay44 November 16, 2020

Shawna Fart

The sweet nectar of Shawna’s butthole that comes in air form. This is also known as a butthole queef.

Shawna Fart: Shawna eats Taco Bell then she farts then sharts then queefs.

by Gary Beavers June 18, 2021

shawarma

an arabic food eaten after a night of drinking. The millions of shawarma 'palaces' are the only thing open in the downtown windsor strip after 3 am, and the bollywood music is always crank'n(but don't ask to use the bathrooms).

Let's go get shawarma after this.

by guinnessgirl May 22, 2006

shawasted

To be completely wasted, drunk, crunk, inebriated, shloshed, shit-faced, etc. Usually a playful term used by a highly intoxicated individual to fellow drunken friends.

"Let's get shawasted!"

Dude, I was shawasted last night.

by Kolo July 18, 2006

Shafalus

1. Ancient Greek slang for homosexual who loves to sleep with members of their religious establishment.

2. Arabic slang for a female crotch.

3. Ancient Persian for 'transsexual tribal warlord'.

"Shafalus likes cock.

by carmen510 March 21, 2009

Big Shaufa

A rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday. A Big Shaufa can sleep through almost anything including parties, nuclear bombs, and 2:30 classes. Sometimes Big Shaufas suffer from insomia at night, which they make up for by taking the next 2 days off from consciousness. The Big Shaufa recently broke the all-time sleeping record for a day, previously held by himself. Other forms include Shauf, Shaufaaa, Shaufnasty, Shaufdaddy. Can also be used as a verb; to Shauf, Shaufed, or Shaufing.

"Hey is the Big Shaufa awake yet?" "It's only 12:00 pm, are you serious.?

"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."

"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."

by Dan Marino won 0 Super Bowls April 11, 2009

Shawgasm

A reaction that occurs in older women only when Martin Shaw appears on telly and swoons.

Well Sue, that was the strongest Shawgasm I've ever had.

by Emigma January 9, 2011