Shartnia

A magical land where your not judged for sharing in your pants.

Thank god for shartnia now a can shit in my pants without judgment.

by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019

Shartifact

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019

Shartkin

The act of finding a suspicious napkin next to dumpster that has a 1 in a billion chance of being used as an anal wipeage utencil by an anonymous homeless man/woman.

Nathan: dooOooOOD! I touched a napkin and I think it had a gray/green/blue/orange/pink/dark brown/black stain on it around midnight so I couldn't fucking see anyway but It's probably going to get on my carpet then my floor and steering wheel and kill me.
Wheece: Well that sounds like a SHARTKIN my friend.
Tyler: Let me smell it to make sure.

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

sharquisha

A bad ass bitch who slammed her fist into a bitch

A woman that's like a shark #sharquisha

by Thetruthwillbetolddoegiiirl August 16, 2015

shartifact

The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.

I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.

by peter royal November 4, 2008

Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 23, 2009

Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

by StupidMF December 29, 2009