Shartie

When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.

Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus

by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016

Smarticles

anyone or anything that is smart and/or clever; These are the people who will be your overlords someday

"Wow, I didn't know that I was supposed to use the quadratic formula there, you're smarticles!"

"I know, now bow down to me

by Warhawk_825 April 4, 2010

Shafticles

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.

OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!

by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness September 28, 2008

shartle

When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

by Balls McIroncock December 8, 2013

Shartcicle

The act of sharting in sub-zero temperatures resulting in the liquid shart(farting/shiting simultaneously) freezing solid and thus becoming a shartcicle.

Tthe outhouse was so cold, i had a shartcicle hanging down there in no time!"

by ass worshiper March 8, 2012

Shartlek

A variation of running interval session 'fartlek' performed while suffering from runner's bowel. The intervals and speed are determined by the need for a toilet stop and the likelihood of shitting oneself while running.

I went for a run last night, guts felt awful so it turned into a proper shartlek session.

by Raspy32 June 17, 2016