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Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."
by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020
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shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.
Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.
by THDaddy March 18, 2008
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sharpie

A marker that is used for writing on every surface possible - known by beaners for "tagging"
hook me up with a sharpie so I can finish my peice
by rek phour March 29, 2003
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sharpie test

The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.
I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test
by Conicuzn November 28, 2013
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sharpie

SHARPIE! LoL
by coca February 23, 2004
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sharpietagged

the direct aftermath of breaking the drinking rule of passing out with your shoes on which is a party foul. It is a classic form of shaming after the rule is broken, using permanent marker, usually of the Sharpie brand. The inks from the markers are used to decorate the face and occasionally body parts of the victim if they willingly removed their clothes prior to unconsciousness.
fratboy1: yo! lookit that douchbag's face who passed out on the couch! its covered in rainbow colored cocks!
fratboy2: hahaha! he got sharpietagged to hell and back!
fratboy1: yea, i am so glad i dont wear shoes to party in anymore.
by milkacow September 19, 2009
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Sharpies

The ridiculously easy way to get high. Easily accessible by many age groups. Most popular among tweens who sniff it constantly, but often get tired and would rather small the cherry scented markers instead. Some schools have realized that these markers are dangerous, so they watch their students carefully use them. Just like when they handle white out and glue.
Elaine: Ooh! Sharpies!
Matt: Yea!..
Elaine: Give me one! *sniffs* Do you think we could get high off of this?
Matt: *shrugs and sniffs them,too*
by Mistycloudx101 June 15, 2008
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