Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.

Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008

Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.

Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.

by -J-Town- April 30, 2006

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010