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Mangekyo sharenganal

The sexual act of fucking a girl so hard in the arse with no lubrication that it starts to bleed, then squeezing the blood off the tip of your penis into her eyes thus passing on the mangekyo sharenganal.
Michael: dude do Barbara's eyes look different today?
Nathan: yeah I passed on the mangekyo sharenganal to her last night.
Michael: that's the secret technique of your clan, I hope you rinsengand your balls in the sink afterwards.
by 7793 October 12, 2019
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Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.
My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.
by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008
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Sharning

Lit: Shit yarns. When you are yarning (gasbagging) about something, but the subject matter is either boring, not worth talking about, or just plain shit.
Jeff came over the other day and we were sharning for hours.
by MaggieLaughsLast October 23, 2014
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shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.
Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”
by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019
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Shmalentine

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(
by kaityFACE January 8, 2008
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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