Melody Shannon

Melody Shannon; noun: A female with a ridiculous understanding and capacity for compassion. Beautiful beyond comprehension. Often bubbly, excitable, and optimistic. If you happen to have a Melody Shannon, know that you have a great human being on your side. She will never hurt you on purpose. She will always be able to read your mind in that creepy, awesome way. Melody Shannons are elusive, though once you have one, you have her for life.

Melody Shannon is the most amazing person I have ever met.

by faithlynnmarie November 6, 2011

bells of shannon

Giving it your all. Shannon (Ireland) was known for having. Particularly difficult bells to ring due to weight and energy required to ring them.

The bell ringers would often appear red faced and spent. This in turn became a euphemism for giving it your all during intercourse.

Whoa Patrick your face is red and your sweating like a priest in brothel, so y'are. Sure what have you been doing?

Dont worry Brendan, sure Sinead came round and ive just give her the bells of shannon. Ill be right in a minute sure i will.

by SirFluffyBOLLOX April 25, 2019

Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Shanting

To 'ave one ell of a pissup.

Me and Mike went out shanting last night, it was gurnage

by Mike Chapman - Solid Snake June 26, 2008

shannonball

An ordinary cannonball misnamed to upset/anger people within a close proximity of you. While doing a cannonball you must exclaim "shannonball!."

>Hey Tim, check this out! Shannonball!
>>..what? That's a cannonball.. whatever..

by The Meaty Spincavex July 10, 2009

Shannon O'Dell

A myth around redditch. This very beautiful girl who is funny and smart. Once anyone has spoke to her they fall in love with her. And when they can longer speak to her, she is dearly missed.

Jake: I heard of Shannon O'Dell, yeah I miss her.
John: She's beautiful

by JohnLennon199394 August 6, 2011

Shannon Lunch

When you take an extra long time during your lunch break.

Joe: Wheres Bob, he was supposed to be back 15 minutes ago?
Lisa: Oh he must be taking a shannon lunch again

by Accountant September 27, 2007