Skip to main content

Shambhavi

She is another name of beauty.

The chill attitude make her more attractive.

She is full of confidence.

No one compare her.
Shambhavi = Natural beauty
by Aaru_ November 27, 2021
mugGet the Shambhavi mug.

shanghai baby

A human turd of any size / shape that has been left anywhere BUT a toilet.
The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon June 29, 2008
mugGet the shanghai baby mug.

shanghai shitpile

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.
Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
by kel the dog August 5, 2010
mugGet the shanghai shitpile mug.

Shanghai Steamer

Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
mugGet the Shanghai Steamer mug.

Shanghai Yum Yum

A Shanghai Yum Yum is a semen-filled doughnut.

The Shanghai Yum Yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female masturbates their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with jizz. The female will then immediately eat the Yum Yum as it is best served warm.
How did your Tinder date go?

Pretty good, she let me give her a Shanghai Yum Yum.
by CFTRW April 7, 2017
mugGet the Shanghai Yum Yum mug.

Shangavi

Moneygyal, certi, stiff hard to win her heart lucky man if you do. Rich AF. Loyal and goofy.
Yo shangavi is certi
by gangster19 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Shangavi mug.

Date Shanghai

A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.

'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.

A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).
by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010
mugGet the Date Shanghai mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email