Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Shanking

1.To go somewhere by means of walking.

2.Or to shag repeatedly (You decide)

Sam: Shanking to the lake today?
Mary: Ye man. I'm up for it if you are!

Sam: Wunna shank up the lake today?
Mary: Umm na man.. I have standards!

by Fougere July 2, 2007

toe shanking

sexual fetish, involving the growth and insertion of long toenails or a toedo(see definition..) into any appropriate orifice. mostly a heterosexual practice; frowned upon in gay community as too freaky.

Lauren was so pleased when Zach grew his toenails out for their anniversary. He knew how hot toe shanking was.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.

mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."

by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011

Shaneling

A child made of a being called Shane, it is often spawned from nothingness but can take place in a female body, being born may cause an ice age, it is thought that Shane evolved from highly intelligent being called snlaargs, came to earth and Devolved into a mindless being of torture, he often keeps dolls of his subjects as reminders of the fact he has one in his lair

Person 1: what is that strange thing on the floor?
Person 2: oh that's a Shaneling

(Szh-ayn-l-een-g)

by Mr Kazadilla October 16, 2011

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018