top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to fuck

usually one of the lads

friend: who do you think is a top shagger

me: ah definitely that WillNE bloke i heard he’s even shagged stephen tries

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Top Shagger

The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.

..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.

by The True Chinman August 3, 2011

shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.

A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered

by Galawh October 29, 2018

just shagged look

the messed up state of a girl's hair after intercourse.

Amy:Your hair looks awful
Jess:I know I've been upstairs with Dan
Amy:Aaah the just shagged look?

by chosongul November 8, 2008

Shagger's Back

A pain in the lower back, usually attributed to having too much sex

I've got the worst case of shagger's back after meeting that girl last weekend

by Dave Oliver March 9, 2009

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Sheep Shagger

An insult hurled at new zealanders, by australians mostly. it is a reference to the sheep prominence in new zealand- ten sheep to every person. sheep cant breed that fast on their own, so the "sheep shaggers" help

Kiwi: we fucked you aussie's up in the rugby union!!

Aussie: go fuck a sheep, ya sheep shagger.

Kiwi: leave my mutton out of this...

by Albert Aussie September 21, 2005