Shady Glen

A sub-par restaurant nestled in the confines of Manchester, Connecticut. Shady Glen originated in 1949 by two elderly people but was purloined by a miserly old man and his wife swindling son. Famous for their really over priced, substandard, fried cheese burgers and ice cream. Every day hoards of ungrateful old geezers show up for their daily rations (consisting of: minidukie soup, undercooked meat, and ice cream to facilitate the liquefied bowel movements) after which they tip very poorly and complain. Employees often disgruntled by low pay. They make a habit to contaminate the food as much as possible by coughing, sneezing, etc. Some even relieve themselves in the bathrooms and proceed to prepare food without washing hands. Mentally handicapped people are often employed here to consume massive quantities of soda to fill their catheter (unbeknownst by managerial staff). All in all not a very good restaurant to eat at.

"I remember Shady Glen back in my day"
"Honey!!"
"Are you enjoying your Shady Glen cheeseburger?"
"Good to know, uuuupthebutt, Good times, shlup!"(words overheard at said restaurant)
*ravenous farting sound from bathroom* "Made a mess!"
"Easy donkey"
"23 sodas, 12 waters"
Oh boy oh boy a Shady Glen Cheeseburger!

by Aldick Wesbutt January 11, 2010

Shady Hill

A place where gay people go to cry about their lives being bad. Its very rare to find someone who is straight and if you do there most likely a god. All of the teachers there are unfair towards the straight people. They think they are a diverse school yet 75 percent of them are white. This school sucks never try to go here ever and I mean ever.

Shady Hill oh no your going there, that place sucks my ass .

by REEDSCREE February 4, 2019

Shae

she is a weird potato but fun to be around sometimes she can get CRAZY hipper and get the giggles .....

Shae is such a dork but awesome!!!!

by meeeee!!!!!!!!!? May 4, 2018

Shaelyn

A unique and sassy girl. Very stylish and mean at times. Has beautiful long and curly hair and loves to mess with people. She loves to hang out with her best friends and will do anything for them.🥰🤪

Wow that girl is so nice.and she has a great sense of style. She must me a Shaelyn

by Karley Price February 21, 2019

shady waffle

A burnt and blackend potato waffle.

"I'm not eating that shady waffle"

by LittleJade July 25, 2009

Shady Maple

When someone eats so much food that they can barely walk and have to throw up insanely.

My friend ate so much that he was about to pull a shady maple!

by Baldsoap4927 May 25, 2012

shae willis

A guy that mutters under his breath from around 3 metres away. He thinks that he is funny, but by the fact hes the only one laughing at his jokes, he's not. He attempts to insult people with no reason and if confronted will proceed to run away like a pussy. He likes leaning on the wall at the back of the class, giving you a death stare and making strange hand signals that is probably some sort of death threat. He is the type of person to make stupid faces as an attempt to resemble you but only makes him look like hes having a spaz attack.

WOW Its shae willis again why does he always start sprinting away when you get anywhere near him.
There have also been reports of him butterflying an unknown individual.

by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018