Sir Sexton

The most efficient bong of all time.

I took one chronic hit from Sir Sexton and i was good for the rest of the day.

by Mike Lightning December 30, 2010

sutton hoo

Process of aiding a friend who has little or no time to complete an assignment by writing a portion of it; even (or especially) if you have no background in the subject matter yourself.

Etymology: 2002 POUGHKEEPSIE- "I need to write this paper on the ancient pagan burial practices of the Anglo-Saxons as found at the mass grave Sutton Hoo in Northern England... I'm fucked dude."

Fucked: Yo man, this eleven-page paper is due in five hours, and I haven't started it!

Friend of Fucked: Give me the topic; I'll Sutton Hoo the shit out of it.

by Annie K April 25, 2004

setting the table

1. To literally prepare a dining table for a meal.
2. To lay the groundwork for a future event.

eg. Gary believes his wife is setting the table for divorce.

by Bad Santa August 5, 2008

seaton

The man/woman of whom you will most likely fall in love with.
They will make you heart skip a beat and will fill your stomach with butterflies

They may be shy at first but will warm up to you and you will see their amazing personality

They are truly one to love

Oh **** Seaton? Yea they're amazing

by Noooooooo oneeeeeeeeeee February 4, 2017

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

setting the tea things out

v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.

......................................................................................

I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?

Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2012

Setting the Table

Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.

"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

Or

"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"

by Nelly191 June 27, 2022