Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

Pornhub Session

When you get really horny, to the point where you find yourself scrolling through many videos on pornhub, some being stuff you're not even into, and end up with over 30 tabs opened

I told Tom I would end NNN with a nice Pornhub Session.

by Austin Calibre November 17, 2019

bull session

Archaic term circa 1950's and 1960's referring to a gathering of young people to talk.

After the big game, everyone is going to meet at Tammy's house for a bull session.

by saginawmike June 11, 2006

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

pound session

Rough and vigorous coitus, often lasting all night and regularly accompanied by the slapping rhymetic sound the thighs make when clashing and thrusting against each other. Typically results in neighbors being well aware of said amorous activity.

"...then we went back to my place for an all-night pound session."

by RI_Beaches2 September 06, 2008

Bubble Session

The amount of time that a person leaves an object lodged in their urethra when they are Bubbling.

"I'm starting my first 48 hour Bubble Session today!"

by SkippyJohnJones June 27, 2019