Deprivation of Joe

a serious medical condition with symptoms including:

-loneliness
-longing

and the terrible

"fucklife"

She's dying from Deprivation of Joe!

by jhddjfd March 9, 2009

Sweep Deprivation

Any dirty area of a house or structure, patio, walkway, etc.

Man, look at all them dustbunnies under the couch. I think the living room suffers from Sweep Deprivation.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Triple D: Dick deprivation depression

When a hoe ain’t got laid in a min. Doesn’t necessarily have to be hoe, but the term is commonly used to refer to hoes that are celibate or haven’t gotten laid in a long time

Yo bro I think that girl has triple d: dick deprivation depression. She tells me she hallucinates dicks, balls and sperm when it ain’t even there and gets depressed coz she ain’t got laid

by Lovelylovella March 12, 2020

Attention Deprivation

A masked psychological technique applied perhaps intuitively by members of the dominant race, class, or ethnicity in society primarily by denying eye-contact, ignoring, and sometimes pretending to be a non-person or seeming to be unhappy or even angry at their victim for no apparent reason to intimidate, injure, disempower and put-down members of society's less powerful groups.

The descendants of the currently dominant race which invaded and occupied that part of the world apply the psychological technique social scientists call "attention deprivation" (denying their victims eye-contact, ignoring them, and sometimes pretending to be very unhappy or even angry at them for no reason) to dominate the descendants of the people who inhabited that part of the world thousands of years before them.

by but for October 1, 2017

mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

by bullet88 August 4, 2010

Sleep deprivation

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1: Hey man, how was your night?

2: Pretty good, but i have a bad case of sleep deprivation.

1: Well that sucks. Did you find any good kitten pictures?

by Sadapop July 7, 2011

tweet deprivation

A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.

Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.

Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!

Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine

Mother: *blank stare*

by Pistol Palin September 1, 2010