Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015

Spider Legs

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

by cberry March 3, 2014

Bikini spider

unruly hairs poking out of the edge of bikini bottoms

Hey check out her bikini spiders!

by Agent 86 May 5, 2005

Spider-pussy

Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.

Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?

Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.

Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.

by chilli-mac November 25, 2014

rock spider

A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.

"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

Spider Bitch

A Karen who crawls on the walls in search of the manger with her bitch senses.

Yo look! It’s a Spider Bitch!!! I’ve only seen them in movies!!
Get the spray it’s a spider bitch

by Baron The Great October 27, 2020