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Intel Security

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.
"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee
by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014
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Señorito

In the old days of Spain, they were usually the landowners son in the hacienda and would occasionally inspect the holdings thoroughly on horseback and would whip peasants if work wasn't done fast enough.
In modern Spain it usually refers to a rich well dressed young man from Madrid to Andalusia who's a womanizer, pretentious, elitist and spends large amounts of cash on whatever desire he chooses.
In short, whatever the age, the señorito has always done what he pleases and usually gets away with it.
Señorito please, I'm working as fast as I can!

Damn those bitches, why do they always go for the señorito!
by The Bohemian August 3, 2012
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airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!
by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012
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Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials
by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010
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security

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws.
by Qbert July 31, 2004
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senoritis

A condition peculiar to high school seniors, hence the subword "senor" in senoritis. Symptons include a general apathy towards classes, homework, future i.e. college applications, restlessness and a "cannot do" attitude to surmountable school load.
Ever since Johnny complained about having Senoritis, his grades have been slipping greatly. I wonder if he can make it for the graduation.
by ocdsufferer September 13, 2006
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