Senioritis

A disease that affects high school and college seniors in the second semester symptoms include bad decisions, laziness, constant tardiness, lack of studying and in rare cases even use of drugs I. E. Pot

u have seven F's on your report card!!?

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Senioritis

by @Chickentastesgoodlol March 25, 2016

Senioritis

Senioritis is a disease that affects approximately 95% of the senior population during their second (and last) semester of high school after receiving acceptance letters from the colleges/unversities of their choice. During this time, affected persons may experience lack of motivation, a major decline in fucks to give, and a burning passion to get the hell out of high school.

John: I haven't handed in that Biology assignment yet.
Mallory: That was due 3 weeks ago!
John: It's not me, it's the senioritis.

by princess787 May 21, 2017

Senioritis

When your in your very last years in college, where your emotionally drained, you have no care in the world, anything and everything irritates you, you often skip class, lazy and tired aren't even the worst of it. A student will find himself/herself lazy and very sleepy. Your emotionally, physically and mentally drained. You tend to skip doing homework and try and stall by doing something else.

A college student who has senioritis would find themselves sleeping in their cars more when they should be at work and or in class.

by princess_ohana May 16, 2018

senioritis

An academic and physical malaise that afflicts high school seniors that begins in May and lasts until graduation once they have been accepted into college or univeristy.
Grade 12 fatigue, academic illness, school sickness high school blues

Jennifer's senioritis was so advanced that she was never able to attend any morning classes in the spring of 2008 as she slept away her mornings.

by zuker May 22, 2008

Senioritis

Something commonly found in high school seniors, that ive had since freshman year.

Senior: Dude your a sophomore?
Me: Yeah.
Senior: I had no clue, you have major senioritis.
Me: Man ive had that since i got here

by Por Que!!!!!!!!!!! June 28, 2011

Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.

I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis

by tacohell April 21, 2014

senoritis

A rare form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where the afflicted insist upon wearing a sombrero and playing mariachi music

kid: oh noes, grandpa gots teh senoritis!
grandpa: move aside chico and pass me the tequila~

by Tentacle Mike August 30, 2008