Seltzerberg

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, better known as the directors who have created such cinematic abominations as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampires Suck.

The latest Seltzerberg production was widely panned by critics yet made $15 million in its first week.

by He of One Letter August 6, 2010

seltering

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.

Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.

by justjen February 5, 2015

Seltzerstealer

When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.

Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"

by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010

Daddy Saltzer

A person who has an exoskeleton around his body so his weight won’t collapse on him

Daddy Saltzer dummy thiccccc

by a non-gay baby unlike Jaedyn November 15, 2019

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

setzer

A synonym for woman.

"Hey, look at that setzer!"

"Get back to the kitchen, setzer!"

My dad slapped his setzer.

by John Titor January 3, 2007

selter

Someone who is a very retarded dumbass who doesn't know what he is supposed to do with his life and is clueless in whatever he does and very stupid at whatever he does

This kid is such a selter and doesn't know what 2+2 is

by Jacob lapis Marriott April 26, 2017