selfish shellfish

A shellfish that won't share a thing

Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.

by Looney Larry January 31, 2010

Selfish Tagging

When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.

Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger

1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album

"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"

2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"

"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"

by Totes McGoates November 4, 2010

Selfish

Being selfish is like being a bad team mate asshole

Gleb is selfish

by Yekfkekfkd January 23, 2013

Selfish

The act of putting yourself before the team. Doing something for yourself, rather then your team.

Erin, being selfish, wore her steel cleats into a public place.

The coach was selfish and took the two best players out of the game to punish the rest of the team.

by shawtyisakilla April 3, 2010

selfish

-adjective
used to describe someone who does not think about me.

"I am not selfish."

by bhebb October 16, 2008

selfish tank

a person who only cares about themself, and who gives up on purpose
--tennis origins--

Molly Breen is a selfish tank

by Mish and sam September 3, 2004

selfislator

A member of a governing body responsible for using that governing body for personal profit. A selfislator is a member of selfishlature that decides the selfish laws.

"That selfislator had no idea what was best or fair he was only interested in what HE was going to get out of that motion."

by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007