slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

julia seiler

the most badass chick ever. i love her.

wow i feel lame, i wish i was julia seiler...

by juliaseilerfan4456754638 August 24, 2008

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

dream seller

A drug dealer. Refers to the dream like state in which drugs put one after one smokes, snorts, injects, swallows, or freebases said drugs.

Oh my god, that funky ass shit my dream seller sold me was super duper dank-o-licious.

by Greg Treebury November 13, 2005

sealer

a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.

every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.

by The_Evan June 2, 2009

gil seller

chinese people. mostly asses.

omg u r teh gil sellar lol. OMFG step teh gilz sell.

by robert February 20, 2005

sefler

Someone who likes to have sex with santa. This is a word created by Chris Conley from saves the day and his original band mates, it originated as a typo in an email and was then used as the band name before they made it big.

"Santa does not like it when a sefler sits on his lap."

by stargirlcaraway March 17, 2009