Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.

Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!

by Home slice May 23, 2005

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security forces

These people are a select group of high speed individuals. Their work is comparable to hell on earth. Can solve almost any problem. Their gear is tactically aquired and top of the line. Not to be confused with Sec Fo.

So I heard Security Forces made a giant snow dick ouside.

by ToboeRain December 20, 2016

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security glance

The inevitable glance you make in your rear view mirror upon passing a cop car, just to make sure he isn't going to make a U-turn and follow you; usually followed by a sigh of relief.

I passed that same cop just now, but I did a security glance to see if he was going to turn around.

by boomboomdollar February 21, 2008

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Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.

Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.

by Disciple of Knot September 16, 2008

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dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot

Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard

by Memekid666 May 17, 2017

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sherwood park mall security

mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.

sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!

teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay

by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019

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peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

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