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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Seasoned tictac

Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
Oi, Roadman ting you seasoned tictac
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
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Seasoned taco

A badly diseased vagina with STDs that include guaneruia, and herpes,climitia, vaginitis; physifilis
Hey look at that slut!
Yeah ,, I heard she had a seasoned taco
by Somebodyouknow June 9, 2021
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Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
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Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
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Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.
Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot
by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024
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