you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

Scummer

The first warm day of Spring, when all the scums go crazy with their shorts and tank-tops on. Usually riding motorcycles without insurance.

Look at that, it's 60 degrees outside and that guy is filling up water balloons, must be Scummer.

by World's Greatest Millionaire April 15, 2009

slumber

To sleep for a very long time.

In particular, longer than you would for a normal sleep and shorter than bedrest

Man, I wish I had just slept instead of slumbered.

by Jason101 December 25, 2005

scummer

Someone who passes off as normal by the use of scumbag tricks.

"How many scummers does it take to open a door? 2. One to hold the thirty rack and one to climb through the window."

by scummer February 7, 2010

Scummerphobia

The hatred of all people from the city of Southampton and the surrounding area purely because one is from Portsmouth.

Callum: i hate the scummer bastard Gravel
The Bear: You just have Scummerphobia

by The PikeBear March 17, 2010

Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.

"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.

by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009

Scamber

Hott, sexy little mofo with sex hair. Usually drunk. Found watching movies with random men 3-6 nights a week. Scambers are usually very scandolous and do naughty things IN FRONT of closed doors.

I got so scambered last night!
Dang, look at that scamber!

Man: I got with a scamber last night
Woman: OMG! GET TESTED!

by Kinky Hoe Bag 69 September 27, 2009