Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffle

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

by Gina October 22, 2004

scruffle

Basically a scuffle (a short, confused fight) between dogs. Known as a "scruffle" because dogs often fight / play by grabbing each other's scruff.

"Dude I thought they were playing, then suddenly Emma got serious and got in a scruffle with Pip. I've never seen this happen."

"Shit man; it's all good. Pip is thick, he'll be good."

by MasterRooshi June 21, 2019

Scrumpledos

1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.

2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.

He was so ticked, he got a scrumpledos.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

scuffed

Something/someone scratched, you dont like, doing stupid things

1. Yo dawg, i've got scuffed jaaays
2. This mcchicken is scuffed, it doesnt have enough mayo
3. This streamer ice poseidon is scuffed, he has autism
4. This waitress is scuffed yo, she only gave me one straw

by Paul Denino February 28, 2017

scuffed cunt

Connor Ruthven.

Connor is a scuffed cunt, he just is.

by Monoceli May 16, 2019