itchy scrot

when u get the sudden urge to itch your testicles coz they are sore

"shit...i got an itchy scot! its been buggin me all day"

by James September 25, 2003

Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.

'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'

by Lanky August 15, 2003

scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.

No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot

by Sknib November 18, 2011

scrot vino

After exercise, clubbing or just walking around, the testicles accumulate a certain amount of sweat, or 'wine'. Said fluid is known as 'scrot vino', as in the wine from a scrotum. Vino tasting occurs when a particularly sweaty man cups his testicles, catches a layer of vino and cups someone's nose.

'Ooh, that's some particularly vintage scrot vino'

'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'

'My underwear smells of vino'

by Wizzleteats August 29, 2008

scrot juice

Derogatory term for the fluid expelled during a male ejaculation

after i finished ramming her, I blasted my scrot juice all over her norks!

by champignons May 18, 2005

joggers scrot

When your testicals rub on your legs wile jogging. Makeing then red and itchy. Usually very sweaty also.

Hey dan please rub talcum power over my nutsack, i got terrible joggers scrot!

by Jack Tastic August 13, 2006