scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

Taurus + Scorpio

This is the best possible astrological match.
This can cause "sexy love".
If all the obstacles to this love are come over then this will produce the best love story ever.

Dude did you see that taurus + scorpio relationship?
Yeah man that is some sexy love there.

by TheGreatProphet June 20, 2006

scrope

To scoop and grope someone simultaneously

I scroped surub so hard he became permanently scarred and had to undergo counseling

by docnaks October 12, 2011

Scropes

A rare penis rash developed from excessive butt sex.

Bobby: "Wow, Dan. What's up with your dick?

Dan: "I don't know, Bobby, muh buttsecs brutha! I think it might be scropes."

Bobby: "Oh, wow, Dan. I'm sorry. I just can't help myself."

Dan: "It's ok, baby. I'll put up with anything for you! Just put your ass on my dick!" ;)

Bobby: -Sits on Dan's dick.-
"Oh, Dan! Dan! Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Dan: "Oh, Bobby! It's so good!"

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Yuppppp.
:D

by ButtSexBrutha69 September 19, 2009

Scorpio

Zodiac sign for people born between October 23 and November 22. Water sign, associated with sex (corresponds to genitals and bladder etc on the human body). Actually has three signs: scorpion, eagle, and serpent. According to astrology, Scorpios are introspective, reflective, mysterious, vengeful, calculating, possessive, intuitive, yadda yadda yadda. Pretty badass, as zodiac signs go.

"Scorpios have hot pants." - Colors Insulting to Nature

by senzamanwazzyneeds October 26, 2005

Scrompladute

Definition 1: Word used to express excitement within friends. Usually used as a greeting to let your presence known.

Defintion 2: universal word for an object that has never been seen before, it takes 65 licks to reach the center of a scrompladute.

As you walk in to work in the morning you could say: "Ahhh scrompladute!"

If someone knew what you wanted: "Hey you got that scrompladute?"

by Big Rye March 7, 2007

scorpibus

Harry Potter Deathly Hallow's Epilogue mentions a bunch of kids - Like Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter...
Scorpibus is one of the names given for the ship between these two.
Scorpi(-us)(-Al)bus

See, wasn't that hard, now, was it?

Scorpibus is the new OTP!

by Siera January 12, 2008