scoff

to sneer at

i scoffed at the paper that i received a "f" on.

by amber April 22, 2004

scriffle

verb - To ruffle and scratch esp. when petting an animal.

My Jack Russel gets hyper if you scriffle him.

by Mercury_Zero December 2, 2013

Scoffage

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

Scroass

The bit of loose skin between a man's anus and his scrotum gets hairy during puberty impossible to shave has flaps because it gets squashed

Women like licking it even though guys think it's gay

Guy 1: A girl licked my scroass last night it was weird as
Guy 2: Duuuuuude that's gross

Guy 3: I mean I'd kinda like my scroass getting licked

by Jgiemmniay March 20, 2019

g-scoff

someone who scoffs at gingers or disrepects someone just because they are a ginger

Bob has been really herasses Eric just because he's a ginger. He's such a g-scoff.

by cheifprocrastinator March 6, 2008

megan scofield

A girl who is amazing, intelligent, passionate, and caring. Shes gives great advice and always helps her friends. She has perfect pitch and is very musically talented. Megan has such true inner and outer beauty, but is very self conscious. Megan is smart and will be someone someday.

Friend 1: Megan, you are so beautiful

Megan Scofield: Not really, but thanks for thinking that

by The soontobe Famous One October 31, 2011

scoofer

see blunt and joint for detailed info.

A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.

"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."

"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"

"You owe me a scoofer for last night."

by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008