screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

Chopped N Screwed

To be played by someone; a girl/guy.

"You've officially been chopped and screwed" - T-Pain, "That girl/guy just chopped N screwed me over."

by Angel~*~ December 15, 2008

Chopped N Screwed

Musical style of hip-hop developed by DJ Screw and the Screwed Up Click out of Houston TX. Screw music is created when you drop the beats on a song to about 33; that makes the song play real slow.
Chopped is when a DJ cuts or mixes a screwed song.
RIP DJ Screw

OG Ron's Fuck Action is a series of CD's of songs all Chopped N Screwed.
Leaning on that syrup and bangin' Chopped N Screwed music is a Houston trademark.

by e BZ May 26, 2007

you're screwed

It's what you are when something goes terribly wrong with no possible rectification. As in, when all hope is lost due to some catastrophe.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I set my voltage too high when overclocking my Core 2!"
Guy 1: "You're screwed."

by I'm Guy 2 December 15, 2008

screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006

screwed on

Opposite to someone who has a screw loose i.e a bit dopey.

You obviously had your head screwed on while you were tackling that piece of coursework.

by Simon Batt January 13, 2005

"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.

by Spike L. April 1, 2009