scrumptious pussy

speaks 4 itself
good poon

john was hungry so grabbed a bite of that scrumptious pussy

by Haironmycock February 12, 2008

scrimpt

a person cooler than ice cubes.

Dude, You are so totally SCRIMPT.

by Holley Rykiel February 1, 2008

Scrumpty

A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.

After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."

by Martha Bean November 16, 2006

scrumptless

The opposite of scrumptious

damn dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

by confectionary November 24, 2021

scremate

To run fast or to beat somebody up.

I iz gonna Scremate yo face, Shit a massive nigga.. Scremate it

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

screptum

Somewhere between a rectum and a scrotum.

I think I have an itchy screptum

by Mike Dee July 24, 2007