Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
by Delta2echo September 18, 2010
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I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.
by rusty rocket July 19, 2006
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An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007
Get the Screeching Owl mug.An initiation ceremony where the person must drink screech rum, kiss a cod and speak some Newfoundland slang. The participant then becomes on honorary Newfoundlander.
We screeched in the mainlander lastnight.
by Newfoundlander July 25, 2004
Get the Screech In mug.Pretty much the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez but renamed in honor of the new Dustin Diamond sex tape
by Dompap September 29, 2006
Get the Dirty Screech mug.1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
by Sukma June 27, 2007
Get the Scratcher mug.An English term for pavement artist, chalk artist, street painter, also known as a sidewalk artist in the US, or madonarri in Italy. A busking artist who creates original or reproduction artworks, typically for public donations.
"Today I'm a screever, and as you can see, a screever's an artist of 'ighest degree" - sings Bert in Mary Poppins, in the song Chim-chimeny.
The word is also used in George Orwell's "Down and out in London and Paris", and can be found in some older English dictionaries.
The word is also used in George Orwell's "Down and out in London and Paris", and can be found in some older English dictionaries.
by ullarty March 21, 2011
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