National give your boyfriend your scrunchy day

He deserves it if you are actually dating

Sis it is national give your boyfriend your scrunchy day.

by New York is the best November 12, 2019

Scratchy

Used when describing yourself or someone else if you think they look crappy.

A: Oh LAWD, I look SO Scratchy!
B: You look fine...

by OHLAWD! April 5, 2010

scratchy

the fold of skin above or below the butthole from anal sex. this area becomes "scratchy" like a hemroid.

after anal sex.my butthole is scratchy.

by paulhouston February 4, 2009

Scranch Scranch

The sound that a plastic bag makes when it is compressed together with any force.

Dude, would you quit that scranch scranch bullshit with the that Publix bag. I'm trying to hear the movie.

by xDocRangerx June 29, 2012

Scrunchy Bug

One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.

"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"

by Mark Nordenstein April 29, 2007

Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against

After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch

by dimas porokas April 12, 2008

Scratchy

Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.

He hung that Scratchy in his bedroom to dry out and was coughing all night.

by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011