scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004

scouse eyelash

A PUBE, curly and long. a sluts eyelash

her scouse eyelashes were long and full of fanny nuggets

by mike November 10, 2004

Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

Scouse Mouse

Typical associated with the name Spendlove.

That Spendlove is a proper scouse mouse!

by High Alert Merchant February 27, 2023

scouse wig

As the name implies, this particular form of wig originates from Liverpool. It usually takes the form of a afro hair cut in varying shapes, sizes and colours.

Has been known to possess the person wearing the wig, with the most obvious signs being the use of a fake scouse accent and timed hand movements.

Most likely to be seen in vast numbers in Blackpool, however is running rampant in the wild around the UK and several off-shore destinations.

Eh Eh Eh No You Me Wait Bath

by Madtroll June 1, 2004

Scouse house

Worst derivative of music with annoying "donk" sound predominantly loved by chavs from up north.

Gives a bad name to hard dance

Darren Styles, ultrabeat, scouse house, bounce

by tomob August 16, 2013