SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.

Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.

by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009

siposexual

It means you fall inlove by someone intellectual or intelligence and not by how they look

He/she isn't pretty but intelligent ant that is enough for me to fall in love with siposexually

by #kk10 April 17, 2017

skysexual

A Nosferatu-lookin ass kid that has an unhinged and undying attraction toward large, whale-like females. He spends most of his time acting Homo sexual but is not; therefore he is and always will be skysexual. He also eats ass.

Damn, look skysexual is sniffing that obese girl's ass again.

by cheekclappa November 9, 2017

skisexual

A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.

Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.

by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021

Scomosexual

A person who is a fan or groupie of Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.

"Yeah mate, I hear the guy's a real Scomosexual".

by Yellow Devil March 18, 2019