Razor Scootering

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".

Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.

by smellykidssmellingkids November 28, 2009

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

Cold Shouldering

A move used in football to purposely avoid making a tackle, most commonly used by Edison linebackers wearing #3

Max has perfect cold shouldering form

by growballs3 December 2, 2010

Scolding

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.

Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.

by Nick December 9, 2003

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

spoodering

"To skeet on a girl's back and put a sheet on her to make her look like a superhero."

"The only reason your ex won the PornHub costume contest is because we were spoodering last night."

by Melvin Sploogetski March 10, 2016

scowering

To cower while scowling.

Being the sore loser that she is, she's over there scowling in the corner.

by _Nikki_ July 3, 2005