skodes

a man who cannot shower correctly or brush his teeth, and has greasy hair. he thinks he is a sexy beast but is actually so repulsive that you cannot imagine anyone in the world you would pick him over to have sex with. "skodes" will have tendencies to stare creepily at you, and when he realises you dont like him he will lash out at you.

person 1: omg see that guy over there?
person 2: yea!
person 1: he keeps staring at me and it's making me uncomfortable
Person 2: oh dont worry about him he is just skodes, he does that to everyone

by ruttah August 22, 2011

scones

A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.

"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"

by Dr A Bradshaw April 28, 2007

and he scores

1. means he put in there and made it feel good
2. a sport term for scoring in another teams goal

1. he scores and she is really liked it
2. and Andy Griffith scores

by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004

Scones

A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.

While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.

by J.K. Rowling May 4, 2008

scode

A person who buys everything from Hot topic. Including their Clothes, Jewelry and whatever music the store carries.

Way to shop at hot topic scode!

by Hdj January 28, 2008

scode

A shitty chode. Offten used as an insult.

Lane is a scode.
Lane you big scode.

by Kenny45 February 3, 2007

Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.

Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007